Here’s the part I didn’t write about. My momma couldn’t get the sliding door to her tanning room to close so she got in the bed without locking the door. Worst of all, the door wouldn’t close all the way so it was actually cracked a little. She asked me what the worst thing that could happen would be. I told her that some man might come in and attack her. She said he’d be disappointed and stripped down anyway!!! Now, that’s guts!!!