I am absolutely dumbstruck! I just read the news of the day and saw that Leona Helmsley’s freakin’ dog named Trouble just inherited $12 million from her estate. The crazy old witch actually set up a trust fund for her stupid dog!!! When the dog dies, it’s to be buried alongside her and her husband in their mausoleum. PPPPPPLLLLLLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEE!!!!!!! She even left money for the person who’s going to take care of the dog. It’s a freakin’ DOG! She left $5 million to each of two of her grandchildren and left nothing for the other two for reasons that they would supposedly understand. But she left $12 million to a stupid mutt named Trouble!!! $12 MILLION TO A DOG!!!

We have to use a sweeper under our kitchen table after every meal or the ants make a line to whatever is left. William and Kitty love to stomp on the line of ants from the window to the table. This morning, I was sitting eating breakfast with my three little ones. As we were eating, Kitty looked up at me and said, “Momma, we shouldn’t kill the ants anymore. They pick up the food so that we don’t have to vacuum it up!” Hmmm……