I am absolutely dumbstruck! I just read the news of the day and saw that Leona Helmsley’s freakin’ dog named Trouble just inherited $12 million from her estate. The crazy old witch actually set up a trust fund for her stupid dog!!! When the dog dies, it’s to be buried alongside her and her husband in their mausoleum. PPPPPPLLLLLLEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEE!!!!!!! She even left money for the person who’s going to take care of the dog. It’s a freakin’ DOG! She left $5 million to each of two of her grandchildren and left nothing for the other two for reasons that they would supposedly understand. But she left $12 million to a stupid mutt named Trouble!!! $12 MILLION TO A DOG!!!