Jia: “I’m NOT a child!”

Me to the Preschoolers: “Your hands are for loving yourselves.” Oops!

Sissy: “I’m not trying to be mean, Momma, but some of those clothes (at a “hip” clothing store) would look better on you if you were younger and skinnier.”

Jia to Me: “Why do you always pick out clothes that I don’t want to wear? I want to move somewhere else.”

Carson to Me: In response to his earning “Brownie points,” “Why do I want Brownie points when I never get the brownie? How many points does it take?”

Carson: “I need a distraction. Quick. Jump out of the car, pull your pants down, and squawk like a chicken!”

Carson: “I think my diet pills are wearing off!”

William to Me: “Is that white stuff on my teeth in the morning some of the cavity filling leaking out?”