Jia: “I’m NOT a child!”
Me to the Preschoolers: “Your hands are for loving yourselves.” Oops!
Sissy: “I’m not trying to be mean, Momma, but some of those clothes (at a “hip” clothing store) would look better on you if you were younger and skinnier.”
Jia to Me: “Why do you always pick out clothes that I don’t want to wear? I want to move somewhere else.”
Carson to Me: In response to his earning “Brownie points,” “Why do I want Brownie points when I never get the brownie? How many points does it take?”
Carson: “I need a distraction. Quick. Jump out of the car, pull your pants down, and squawk like a chicken!”
Carson: “I think my diet pills are wearing off!”
William to Me: “Is that white stuff on my teeth in the morning some of the cavity filling leaking out?”
July 8th, 2008 at 7:20 am
Ouch! Sissy knows how to make it sting! I hear the “mommy your tummy is still squishy and not back to normal” yeah I will remember that for when my girls have babies…
July 8th, 2008 at 7:37 am
Kitty used to call my tummy a cake! Amazing what a little surgery will do!
July 8th, 2008 at 9:49 am
How about, “Did you play handball back in the olden days?”
July 8th, 2008 at 10:15 am
Please tell me your kids didn’t ask you that!
July 8th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Oh yes they did! They also tell me that I look good for being “so old”…
July 8th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Thank God for the honesty of our children! We might be depressed otherwise!
July 14th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Jia’s new comment yesterday……as the kids were telling her she wasn’t chinese, she was now american…..
“I’ve been Chinese all day!!!!”
July 14th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Gotta love her!!!
July 14th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Oops - posted under Rowland again!
Gotta love me, too!! Especially when my diet pills are wearing off!