Mom driving. Jia asks Dad, “Daddy, what’s Mom doing?” (Probably the same question asked by many passengers in my car!)
Driving through a lot of cattle land with strong “cattle” stench in the air.
Jia: “Did someone in here toot?”
Mom: “No, Jia, it just smells that way because of all of the cows outside.”
Jia: “You mean the cows are trying to go poop?”
Funniest sign (in Kansas, of course): “Please move over or slow down for stopped emergency vehicles.”
Really???? Are you sure you don’t want us to speed up or run into the back of stopped emergency vehicles?
Funniest sight: While spending the night on the road, we had to have two separate hotel rooms. Rowland and I were loading up the car while William was taking his shower. As we walked back onto our floor, William came walking down the hallway, hair dripping wet, with a towel wrapped around his body, otherwise naked.
On the way to Arkansas, second day into trip - Jia: “Where are we going?” (Welcome to our world, Jia!)
On the way home, second day into trip - Jia: “Where are we going?”
Mom: “Home.”
Jia: “What home?”
William in the middle of Kansas: “Mom, do you have any sleeping pills?” (Yea, right, William! Like Mommy shares her drugs!)
Carson was just generally funny, his cute sarcastic self! Where does he get that from??????
